Valentine's Day is all about one thing: that's right, football.
Today marks the return of the Champions League, the anniversary of Kolo Touré's one and only Liverpool goal, and an opportunity for football fans around the world to pay tribute to the most beautiful
person game in their life.
https://twitter.com/PeleConfidentl/status/434400290347819008
As you're probably well aware, Valentine's Day brings out the best - and worst - in off-the-cuff poetry. And arguably the worst kind of bad poetry is bad football poetry.
If we're getting more specific, it's bad football poetry set to the old favourite 'Roses are Red...'.
With that in mind, we'd like to honour some of the best worst efforts doing the rounds today.
The Champions League One
The Special One
https://twitter.com/judeinlondon/status/831505482296725507
The Nostalgic One
https://twitter.com/caniggiascores/status/831500039981846528
The One About the New Signing
https://twitter.com/GameofThrowIns/status/831433781399715841
The One With the Full XI
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/831503649754980353
The North London One
https://twitter.com/willow1886/status/831376598595153920
The Topical One
https://twitter.com/Gary_G_G/status/831409791734013953
The Self-Deprecating One
https://twitter.com/Sunlunfan/status/831490086378291200
The Portuguese One
https://twitter.com/GPAULO10237/status/831580459964432384
The North-East One
https://twitter.com/dgordon1990/status/831493060529881089
And, finally, the one that doesn't slip
https://twitter.com/liamlackey/status/831268869897609216
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