If you need to take a quiz to find out your tosser percentage, I'm afraid it's bad news
It's an undeniable fact that everyone is a bit of a tosser from time to time.
Mother Teresa, The Queen, jugglers, even Malala isn't exempt from being a tosser every once in a while.
Suffering from tosseritis is fine, so long as the symptoms are minimal and don't last for too long. If you're in a position where your tosser tendencies are staying put longer than an hour or two, things need to be reevaluated. A quick consultation with the Tossing Specialist Department of your local healthcare institution is essential to get things back on track.
Whatever the results of this personality test, just remember, it's not final. You can minimise your tosser tendencies with the right amount of strength and determination. Unless your name rhymes with Matey Flopkins, then you're fucked.
Good luck!
