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2nd June 2023
12:03pm BST

"Who likes quizzing? Nine people. Brilliant.
"We're having to quiz ourselves because that was so pathetic. Will you quiz for us? Will you quiz? Even he's quizzing. What does that say about YOU?"
I take a swig of tequila before spitting it into the air in disdain. I'm fuming, that me, a hardcore pub quiz creator has been booked to perform for you mainstream quizzing teens who don't appreciate my art.
I end the quiz, shut down my laptop and walk away with a middle finger in the air.
I am the Royal Blood of quizzing.
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