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15th June 2017
02:27pm BST

When you strategically select the item directly above an almost-fallen item in a vending machine and it pays off , bagging you the hottest 2 for-1 deal of the century
When your transaction goes through even though your bank balance is in minus figures and you're so thrilled you let out a yelp with gay abandon
When you successfully throw two fidget spinners into the air and catch them simultaneously while someone else was watching
When your tweet about how The Young Pope's second series should be called '2 Young 2 Pope' goes insanely viral (8 RTs)
When Jamal answers the final question correctly on Slumdog Millionaire, thereby winning TWENTY MILLION RUPEES
When Darius got voted out of Pop Idol, leaving Will Young and Gareth Gates to battle it out for the hearts of the nation
When you successfully screw the country with your consistently poor political decisions
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