Read us a funny bedtime story, Theresa. And make it a good one
Up and coming social media satirist Theresa May has today released a video entitled ‘Let me explain what is happening with Brexit’ that has gone viral for hilariously skewering the current Brexit fiasco that she is in no way a part of.
In the video, May, just 62 years of age and with a promising career as a Have I Got News For You panellist ahead of her, fearlessly ridicules the British government with her bang on the money, laugh-out-loud ironic takes on their failings, such as:
Let me explain what's happening with Brexit.pic.twitter.com/gjGkvFk8fT
— Theresa May (@theresa_may) April 7, 2019
“Over the last few days people have been asking me what on earth is happening with Brexit and I can understand that because (haha) it’s almost three years since people voted in the referendum” – hahaha, thank you for including your own timed chuckle in the script so we know u r jokin and down to earth and this is all just lols haha
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“But Parliament’s now rejected that deal three times and right now as things stand, I can’t see them accepting it” – hahaha fuckin’ spot on love, reckon they might not actually be that into the deal they’ve voted down three times
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“We need to get a deal over the line and that’s why we’ve been looking for new ways, a new approach, to find an agreement in Parliament” – hahaha, this one is especially good after making them vote on the same deal three times like you just said, hahaha
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“When you think about it, people didn’t vote on party lines” – hahaha bloody good thing we’ve just worked this one out ennit lol
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“You know I think members of the public want to see their politicians working together more often” – hahaha yasssss Corbyn x May b2b get it into my veins, love it when my politicians work together in perfect harmony xxx
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“Now there are lots of things on which I disagree with the Labour party on policy issues” – and that is saying something, amirite Theresa? Fuckin get after those immigrants gurl!
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“But on Brexit, I think there are some things we agree on” – That it’s a complete and utter shitshow that will set our country back 50 years? rofl
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“It’ll mean compromise on both sides but I believe that delivering Brexit is the most important thing for us” – hahahahaha omg stop I am literally done you’re killing me here Theresa hahahaha fuckin’ class pal
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“I want to do that in a good way that doesn’t disrupt people’s lives” – hahahahahaha no worries mate absolutely no disruption here that I know of have barely noticed you lot in parliament so little have been the levels of disruption I’ve experienced hahahahahahahaha
