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9th November 2021
06:09pm GMT

And no chip count had been more successful than that of Boris Bennett, an old pensioner who started his rise to fame in the group when he arranged his plate of chips to resemble Stonehenge - which he has now dubbed "Chip-Henge". This was the first instance to be reported on, with The Star picking it up and writing about old Boris' silly Spoons antics, calling him a "disgruntled Wetherspoons punter".
But the first outing of Boris Bennett couldn't have prepared anyone for what was to come next: the chip files. Boris' second post is what catapulted him into multi-tabloid fame, with many media outlets reporting on his Filofax of preserved chips. The MailOnline even reported that Boris had been smothering them in Vaseline to preserve them. Truth is, they never needed preserving in the first place.
If you were to click through to Boris' profile on Facebook right now, you'd find a pretty obvious stock image of an old man and a few sparse details about him. His Facebook bio simply says "hello".
But all this chip counting, or lack thereof, is actually the work of Mason Mellett, a 21-year-old student from Bolton, not Boris Bennett, chip collector extraordinaire.
Mason confessed he has been largely avoiding phone calls with the press so they do not notice from his voice that he is not a 60-year-old man. The MailOnline even reported that he was a 35-year-old carpenter, which doesn't fit with the pensioner profile picture at all.
"I've said so much stuff which should have tipped them off," he tells JOE, "I even told one of them that my occupation was a lobster trawler. How didn't they know?"
Mason admitted that he didn't want to post from his own Facebook account in case the jokes "fell flat or made me look like an idiot." But he went with it, saying, "One day I just thought, right, how can I take this to the extreme?"
Sadly, Mason doesn't actually have a binder of chips "smeared in vaseline" and he only created the file solely for the purpose of that post. He's not a chip fanatic either, he's just having a laugh. But he's fooled everyone, saying even his former manager at work was commenting on the post not realising it was him behind it.
His latest Boris Bennett post, which featured an image that shows a Spoons chip being used to conduct electricity, garnered 12,000 likes in under 24 hours. "I can't believe I just spent £10 on equipment on Amazon," he told JOE.
Mason knew Boris would be revealed as a fake account at some point, but sort of like Father Christmas, it's almost better if you just keep believing he's real.