The JOE News Quiz: Jess and Dom get married

Roll up, roll up. Come one and all. Curiosities, oddities and injustice a plenty in the brand shiny new JOE News Quiz. Have you been paying attention to the news this week?

A Love Island wedding, kegs of Strongbow Dark Fruit on sale to the general public and a time traveller bearing a grave message from the future.

1/11 is a good score.

This week we heard how Art Attack's Neil Buchanan has rejoined his old metal band, but what is the group's name?

Oil and Acrylic

Marseille

THIS IS ART ATTACK

Correct!

Wrong!

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Jess and Dom from Love Island got married live on TV on Valentine's day, which of these phrases featured in their vows?

"I promise to only publish our honeymoon sex tape when I have no other financial alternative"

"I will not pie you off even if Muggy Mike comes along"

"Life imitates art far more than art imitates life"

Correct!

Wrong!

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Eurostar announced a new direct route from London to Amsterdam, how much will they charge for an advance single?

£69

£20

£35

Correct!

Wrong!

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Strongbow are selling kegs of their Dark Fruit cider but in a spin off of their old 'Honours' advert, which collective occupation were universally told to sod off by the men of Great Britain?

Bankers

Politicians

Millwall fans

Correct!

Wrong!

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Overwatch is free to play this weekend. For how many hours do players have access to the game?

48 hours

73 hours

24 hours

Correct!

Wrong!

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On arriving at trial in New York mob boss 'Skinny Joey' taunted juror Sylvia with which two words?

'Sleep well'

'Hello Sylvia'

Correct!

Wrong!

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This time traveller claimed he had returned from the future to warn the world of something horrific. What year did he say he had visited?

2019

3333

8973

Correct!

Wrong!

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Holly Willoughby's sister shared a picture to mark Holly's birthday in which the pair looked remarkably similar, but what is her name?

Molly

Dolly

Kelly

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Wrong!

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Which frosty body part did Adam Lallana upload to Instagram after Liverpool's 2-0 victory over Southampton?

His feet

His hands

Virgil Van Dijk's ears

Correct!

Wrong!

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Pressure group Justice4Grenfell parked three billboards outside parliament. How many arrests have their been since the tower burnt down eight months ago?

None

Five

Seven

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Wrong!

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This man was called Take Me Out's 'cringiest ever contestant' when he tried to impress the girls by crushing fruit between his muscles. What was his nickname?

Mr Masculinity Crisis

Mr Smoothie

Mr Blender

Correct!

Wrong!

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