Massive ketchup spill causes road closure – awful gags spread across the internet

First of all, let's catch up on the facts.

Police say a heavy goods vehicle lost a wheel and jackknifed on the East Lancs Road (A580) - the main trunk road between Liverpool and Salford - spilling the ketchup all across the westbound carriageway. Thankfully the lorry driver came away with only ‘bumps and bruises’ after the crash. There was said to be claret everywhere, but none of it was his. As you can imagine, the incident has had many lapping up the news with a series of brilliant/awful gags... https://twitter.com/RadioGlen/status/669776497914331137 https://twitter.com/markchapman/status/669789632050143232 https://twitter.com/tomsbfc/status/669790748649381888 https://twitter.com/wharfey11/status/669790068593266688 https://twitter.com/paddyredimps/status/669791587594067968 https://twitter.com/RobKerr32/status/669790164852604928 https://twitter.com/Stewart63J/status/669787162041262080 https://twitter.com/markchapman/status/669792560664195072 https://twitter.com/RoDuSu/status/669792813605920768 https://twitter.com/jj_mclaughlin/status/669793268922777600