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14th February 2018
11:01am GMT

Congratulations Britain. We've done it. We've reached the nadir of celebrity. I don't know why I find it surprising. If someone's willing to broadcast themselves shagging to the nation on prime time TV, it follows that their wedding should be too. But before the watershed, have some decency. It's a natural conclusion, denouement.
The ceremony was a diorama of modern romance. Dom dressed as a butler in the buff moments before the final reveal, Jess in a traditional bikini and veil. They said their vows, they exchanged rings.
Wait for it, here comes the Twitter clap back.
https://twitter.com/jtremain7/status/963709156694863872
https://twitter.com/DanielDanlang83/status/963696181229613058
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/963718370976772097
Is this the future we want for ourselves? Why do we care? What is the point?
In the 1800s an old white guy wrote "Life imitates art far more than art imitates life."
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