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Published 11:37 22 May 2017 BST
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Except this one.
That is all you have to do. Once you do that, you can vote. You can cast the almighty fuck out of your ballot. You can mark an X in the box so hard the earth shakes. You can participate in democratic process with such fervour that your hands shake, your eyes turn to steel and bright white light streams from your pores.
The only thing you have to do is do it.
You've got until 23:59 tonight. Once you've registered, tell your friends and family, then tell them to tell everyone else.
Register to vote.
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