Why would you do this to a £300,000 Lamborghini?

It's possibly the hottest thing on four wheels since Penelope Pitstop.

So why the hell has this beautiful Lamborghini Aventador LP-700 roadster been abandoned in a car park? Instead of roaring through the main drag in Dubai, popping eye balls and pinging bra straps, it has been left to gather dust in a car park. The car's top speed is an eye-watering 217mph but it doesn't look like it's going anywhere fast. JOE is gently weeping over this forgotten beast. We can only imagine the scrawlings read 'Clean me' and 'I wish my Mrs was this dirty' in Arabic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re21IKSZ9c8