Summer is here, and it's great, but f*ck you hayfever

Ah, the summer is finally here. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining. All is well.

Well, except for those who suffer from hayfever that is. https://twitter.com/JohnBoyega/status/729589328125542400 Yes, the return of summer means the return of hayfever season. The return of constant sneezing, runny noses and blood shot eyes. https://twitter.com/thelaceylondon/status/729636342351679490 Hayfever sufferers are currently sprinting to chemists the country over to stock up on antihistamine pills, tissues, and hope. https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_fCk0vBT6/?taken-by=carl.anka Because there's nothing quite like hayfever to make everyone think you've turned into (more of a chronic) masturbator, with a bedroom full of soggy tissues.

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Hayfever season - when a stroll in the park turns into a session of plant bukkake: pollen invading all of your orifices, reducing you to mucus-filled, sneezing wreck of a human being.

Hayfever season - where waking up is a 10 minute rigmarole full of sneezing, clearing your throat and wishing for the cold winter to return. https://twitter.com/JordanRowes/status/729254581834817536 Hayefever season - where you wake up every morning praying for good news on the weather report. https://twitter.com/TiernanDouieb/status/728877184014790656 Hayfever season - where people who wear contacts sincerely think, 'Do I really need both of my eyes? Surely I can claw out one?' https://twitter.com/maddiepowell0/status/726324941050748928 Plants are banging, and it's causing you to cry. HAYFEVER.

http://www.twisteddoodles.com/post/88755120437/adventures-in-hayfever

Understand, that if you're the type of person who can take a deep breath in a garden without sneezing, we hayfever suffers hate you right now.

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Ah, the summer is finally here. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining. All is well.

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