When it comes to breaking the news that you're no longer interested in someone, Homer Simpson really had the right idea by saying "Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You".
But most people are probably a bit kinder than that.
We're not sure if the people below fall into that category, though. Some of these excuses feel like they belong in an episode of Seinfeld...
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“Smooth, not going to lie” said one user A “flirty” message that was written on her coffee cup left a Starbucks customer red-faced, however the barista most likely did not want such a reaction. As is typical for coffee shops, baristas scribble brief notes on your coffee cups, gestures which may lift your spirits as […]
Barbecue season is (nearly) upon us Britain’s favourite barbecue foods have been revealed – with beef burgers, pork sausages and sides such as fresh salad topping the rankings. A study of 1,956 BBQ fans ranked barbecue mains and sides into four tiers – with ‘BBQ royalty’ at the top, followed by ‘tasty crowd pleasers’ and […]
Absolutely nuts Squirrels are apparently also getting hooked on vaping these days, as seen in a viral video that is circulating online. In Brixton, South London, a squirrel is seen holding automated smoking device while perched on a fence, as reported by The Telegraph. The grey squirrel is seen clutching the device between its paws […]