New ‘jerk shirt’ allows men to masturbate whenever they like

Introducing ‘The Jerk Shirt’.

Some of the world’s greatest inventions weren’t universally accepted when originally introduced to the wider public, but we can’t ever see a day when people will come to accept an invention that allows men to masturbate whenever they like - although we're not sure why. Despite that, some geniuses at CamSoda have come up with what they’ve dubbed ‘The Jerk Shirt,’ which is a fairly run of the mill-looking shirt with one special addition: a built-in prosthetic arm that frees up the wearer’s actual hand to… we don’t think we need to finish that sentence. The prosthetic arm comes in a range of different skin tones, while it also comes with a splash guard for… again, that’s probably best left to the imagination. Our first thought when encountering the product was to check the date and make sure it wasn’t April 1, but it would appear that the Jerk Shirt does in fact exist. You can pre-order it on The Jerk Shirt website and take a look at it in action below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkIbBAzcFQ4 Something tells us it might not be the most popular gift under the tree this Christmas.