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Published 09:32 20 Aug 2015 BST

After moving to Oklahoma for a job, I was set up on a blind date, my friend described her as having many things in common, we both like memes, gaming, and etc... It was my ex
After a romantic dinner he threw up on me.
A picnic in the park, where the guy told me he got what he could with his food stamps and proceeded to tell me all about how the bible shows proof that aliens exist.
It was at Burger King, My sister wouldn't let me go without her, he invited his ex. Needless to say it was a short relationship
'I waited for him for four hours. He arrived shirtless. At a restaurant, he ordered hot dog and chips.'
Who waits four hours for a date though, seriously?