We're not 100% sure how this can be real. We're not 100% if this is real. There's only one thing that we're 100% sure of, and that's that this is the single most amazing thing we've seen on the internet in weeks.
Allow us to set the scene: we're at a water park. There's a pool and a number of slides that lead to said pool. A young man comes flying down one of the slides, and here is where you might expect him to plop into the water, rise with his arms aloft going "Woo, that was fun!"
Except, no. No. That does not happen. What happens is something far greater and about 100 times more impossible.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, go back. Watch it again.
No, you still haven't watched it enough times yet. Watch it again.
We don't know what's better: the Jesus slide across the surface of the water, or the triumphant way he pulls his top back on. He knows he's done well. He knows he's done it.
But HOW?
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