11 clues your best mate is married without even knowing it

We’ve all got one - that mate who went from troublemaker to muffin-baker.

Come, let's resent his happiness.

1. They seem to be at a wedding every other weekend.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="400"] Via Cheezburger[/caption]

2. He didn't come out for a pint for a reason related to his cat.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="246"] Via ForGIFs[/caption] Public service announcement: a cat's birthday is not a major event.

3. If you Whatsapp him after 10PM, he's consistently fast asleep.

https://twitter.com/TheRealKKrew/status/720014879256485888

4. He now says 'We' instead of 'I', like some kind of creepy pod-person.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500"] United Artists[/caption] "WE love it?" Not to be funny, but you used to bloody hate drinking rosé.

5. He treats his other half getting a cold like a nuclear meltdown.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="400"] The Walt Disney Company[/caption] You know what's going on in Syria, right? Just saying, for perspective.

6. He's been to IKEA. Twice.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500"] United Artists[/caption] Warning sign: he may have actually enjoyed it.

7. He's been spotted doing this.

https://twitter.com/danielbower/status/584029003993976832 Okay, we admit it's pretty comfy. But this isn't about us, this is about you.

8. He never talks about sex any more.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="394"] Via Cheezburger[/caption] (Though maybe that's not a bad thing).

9. They're un-ironically rocking #DadShoes

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDuwVkVIRRT/?taken-by=socialcubb Add white socks to the mix for that 'Never going to pull again' look.

10. He's developed a broad knowledge of Saturday night TV.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500"] BBC Worldwide[/caption] (We know GBBO wasn't a weekend show, but just look at Berry go)

11. He seems happy and content, and that kills you inside.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="805"] Paramount Pictures[/caption] Being alone forever is cool, right?! Right...?