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09th May 2017

What’s your posh British name? Take our quiz to find out


Ciara Knight

Every day I grow slightly more livid that I wasn’t born into a posh family.

Posh people have it all – the names, the accents, the affluence, the superiority, the ability to pay their way out of any situation. It’s not fucking fair. I want to be posh.

Alas, the reality for most of us is that the closest we’ll ever get to being posh is fantasising about what life would be like if you were born with anything other than a disposable plastic spoon in your mouth.

With that in mind, find out your posh British name simply by answering the questions below. Spiffing.