Personality Test: What percent melt are you?
Melts, am I right?
Look hard enough and you will find a melt in any given situation. They are everywhere, melting here, melting there, just generally being massive melts.
Unfortunately, there's an ongoing epidemic whereby some melts aren't actually aware that they are indeed melts.
These people need to be locked up, then de-melted, if possible.
But first, we must identify the melts.