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This year’s Valentine’s Day Twitter predictions are in

Published 18:35 6 Feb 2018 GMT

Ciara Knight
This year’s Valentine’s Day Twitter predictions are in

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It's going to be an insufferable day for all involved.

Particularly around Christmas, the New Year, birthdays, Easter and Valentine's Day, Twitter can make you strongly contemplate downing a bottle of festive bleach for breakfast. The corporate world drafts in countless 'experts' to devise the most side-splitting social strategies the world has ever seen, while our beloved celebrities grill their interns to the bone to work out how their Twitter presence can become extremely relatable and written about in online publications all day long. It's sure to be a day where the mute feature comes in handy. Here's what you can expect to see on your Twitter timeline next Wednesday.
Everyone will hop on the corporate gravy train for the day       Someone will try to start a fight       Ultimately, everyone just wants to subliminally promote their personal brand           The professional fantasy boyfriends will inevitably chip in with their two cents         The notoriously private and reserved celebrities will remain exactly that         Finally, the undisputed king of Twitter will undoubtedly floor us with his revolutionary sense of humour

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This year's Valentine's Day Twitter predictions are in