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If The Stations Of The Cross were live tweeted, this is how it probably would’ve gone down

Published 18:18 29 Mar 2018 BST

Updated 18:19 29 Mar 2018 BST

Ciara Knight
If The Stations Of The Cross were live tweeted, this is how it probably would’ve gone down

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This is a blatant contender for a Pulitzer Prize. 

Imagine, just imagine if Twitter was around at the time of Jesus' crucifixion. Let's not fool ourselves, the memes would've been so dank, we would all be at serious risk of over-exposure to such hot takes even to this very day. The banter would be off the charts. The usual categories of tweeters would be rampant, trying to get that highly coveted sweet sweet nectar of a retweet from a celebrity, or failing that, a member of JLS. It would truly be a spectacle to behold. Here's how I imagine The Stations Of The Cross would've played out if it was somehow televised and live tweeting was around at the time.
1. Jesus Is Condemned To Death SOTC1 SOTC2   2. Jesus Carries His Cross SOTC9 SOTC5 SOTC6 SOTC8   3. Jesus Falls The First Time SOTC13 SOTC10 SOTC12   4. Jesus Meets His Mother SOTC14 SOTC16   5. Simon Helps Jesus Carry The Cross  SOTC18 SOTC19 SOTC20   6. Veronica Wipes The Face Of Jesus SOTC22 SOTC24 7. Jesus Falls The Second Time SOTC25 SOTC27   8. Jesus Meets The Women Of Jerusalem  SOTC28 SOTC29 SOTC31 SOTC30   9. Jesus Falls The Third Time SOTC32 SOTC33 SOTC35   10. Jesus Is Stripped Of His Garments SOTC36 SOTC40 SOTC39 SOTC37   11. Jesus Is Nailed To The Cross  SOTC41 SOTC42 SOTC43 SOTC44   12. Jesus Dies On The Cross SOTC45 SOTC48 SOTC47   13. Jesus Is Taken Down From The Cross SOTC49 SOTC53   14. Jesus Is Laid In The Tomb SOTC50 SOTC54 SOTC56  

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