The battle for a place on your morning slice of toast is really starting to heat up, and the latest addition to this teeth-rotting battleground is Spreadable Twix. You heard. Spreadable. Twix.

The 200g jars which, incidentally, are already available to buy in the UK, do not make any substantiated claims on the label. Your £2 will get you a pot of smashed up Twix that you can smear onto whatever you like. They recommend crumpets, weirdly. Chocolate, caramel and crunchy biscuit, in a spread - they're onto a winner with this one.
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But what's that? Twix doesn't really float your boat? Firstly, what the hell's wrong with you? Secondly, fear not! There's also both Bounty and Maltesers flavour spreads too. What a time to be alive!
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