Quiz: What Percent Brown Nose Are You?

Or 'lickarse', if you're feeling particularly vulgar.

It's 2017 and we need to face some cold, hard facts. Everyone, no exceptions, can be a bit of a brown nose at times. It can be as infrequent as once a year when the in-laws come to stay, every couple of weeks at work when the boss asks how you're getting on, or simply when you're stopped by the police with a small amount of narcotics visible on the passenger seat and don't fancy spending the rest of your life in jail. Either way, we all have to lay down and indulge the brown nose way of life to get where we want to go sometimes. It's no longer punishable by death, therefore we should not be ashamed of it. But how much of a brown nose are you? Have things gone too far? Are you verging on brown nose, eyes and mouth territory? Simply answer the questions below to find out. Best of luck.

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