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A Princess Diana Facebook group has issued a final warning to members who post messages about them masturbating to pictures of the royal.
The ‘Princess Diana – Keep Her Memory Alive’ Facebook group wrote a post to its 61,000 members, pleading with trolls to stop with the rude masturbation announcements.
It comes after the page has been bombarded with posts and comments from people declaring they were going to have a “spicy w**k.”
The furious post read: “Please DO NOT, for the LOVE OF GOD, announce to the group when you are going to masturbate.”
It went on to say that such posts had become a “reocurring [sic] issue” and that those who write the posts must have “underdeveloped social skills.”
The group admin continued: “No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been).
“I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new members to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.”
It’s all kicking off in ‘Princess Diana – Keep Her Memory Alive’ pic.twitter.com/en40Dtitem
— Joshua Zitser (@mrjoshz) July 13, 2022
The group was initially created to provide royalists with the opportunity to post tributes to the ‘People’s Princess’, who was killed in a car crash in Paris in 1997.
As you may expect, the angry warning has done absolutely nothing to deter the X-rated posts and if anything has actually seen the number of them increase.
One user said that Diana has “some beautiful photos”, adding: “Great stress reliever after a long day at work.”
Another voiced their fury at the posts, writing: “I didn’t think humanity could stoop as low as to discuss masterbation [sic] on ar Di’s tribute page. But you lot managed to pull it off.”
Meanwhile a third member asked whether the group was “the place where people come to have a w***?”
In a devastating development though, it seems like the group has now been removed from Facebook, bringing the saga to an end.
the Princess Diana – Keep Her Memory Alive (NO TROLLS ALLOWED) group has been taken off facebook. fuming.
— adam england (@garageflowrr) July 14, 2022
Princess Diana – Keep Her Memory Alive (NO TROLLS ALLOWED) page has been deleted from facebook, this might just be the saddest day of my life. that page gave me so much serotonin
— harry (@_hxrrybxtt) July 14, 2022
Probably for the best really, if it had gone on much longer we may have had a full blown civil war on our hands.
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