They’re practically begging for it.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have shared their official Christmas card for 2017 and it is sufficiently quaint.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are pleased to share a new photograph of their family. The image features on Their Royal Highnesses' Christmas card this year. The photograph was taken earlier this year by @ChrisJack_Getty at Kensington Palace. pic.twitter.com/p8jm6zDfl0
— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) December 18, 2017
However, internet pests such as myself will notice that the backdrop perfectly lends itself to some green screen activities.
Why has this happened? It’s pretty obvious. They want us to fill in the blanks for ourselves. We need to finish the Christmas card. We owe it to our Royal Family.
With that in mind, I give you: Nine Alternative Backdrops For The Royal Christmas Card.
1. Space Exploration
2. Dinosaur Safari
3. Arctic Exploration
4. Last Supper
5. Plane Spotting
6. Sorting Hat
7. Burger King (for practice)
8. Teletubbies Garden
9. Deep Sea Diving
