‘Judas you are scum’ – The Apostles’ squad chat

The Apostles would’ve been heavy users of WhatsApp.

While I’m here, I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on some blatant lies that are in the Bible. I firmly dispute the following:

• Jesus had twelve close friends when he was in his 30s
• He was able to organise 12 people together to go for dinner on a Thursday night
• They were somehow able to book a table for 13 PEOPLE(!!) on a Thursday night

Regardless, let’s entertain these lies for the sake of what follows.

Here’s what I firmly believe Jesus and The Apostles’ WhatsApp group would’ve looked like.

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

~ THE NEXT MORNING ~

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

~ AN HOUR LATER ~

~ 3 DAYS LATER ~