It's common knowledge that Amazon review writers are among the most special snowflakes of our generation. Often providing us with unbridled comic genius, other times making us all weep dearly for humanity, reading those reviews is a wild ride.
What if we could write Amazon reviews for everyday occurrences, like going to the supermarket, attending a friend's wedding or cleaning the house? It'd entertain us for a while, sure, but the inevitability of our impending mortality would likely creep in shortly after.
Anyway, here's some Amazon reviews of everyday occurrences.
