Have you heard the one about the London Zoo meerkat specialist who allegedly glassed her monkey keeper colleague in a love triangle dispute involving the llama keeper?
If not, you have now...
Fans of the
@CourtNewsUK Twitter account will be familiar with the random cases it throws up from time to time, but Wednesday's ruling in the London Zoo love triangle fiasco was a particularly amusing tale.
If you're looking to spice up your love life, you know where you should look for a job...
https://twitter.com/CourtNewsUK/status/654314362967072768
