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27th February 2018
02:44pm GMT

USE A FUCKING COASTER YOU ANIMAL
You must only wash your juggling balls in batches of three
This is how you make someone pee in their sleep
Freddos are available here
NO Christmas crackers allowed
Boob!
Chopsticks do not work with soup
Oprah
Somebody can't draw that 'S' thing from school
A side fringe is the perfect accompaniment to a square face
Do NOT eat Doritos in the dark
Lower case italic A
Toblerone
Cher Lloyd does NOT play the triangle
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