50 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in 2017
Well done to all involved.
Regardless of the shitshow that the world further descended into in 2017, Twitter remained as a constant source of fun, stupidity and memes so dank that they require protective eyewear to look at.
Twitter users surpassed themselves, covering important topics such as phone chargers, Finding Dory animation triumphs, bringing packed lunches to work and Anne Frank's shortcomings.
I've narrowed it down to 50 of the funniest tweets that I saw this year, but the list could've easily reached 52, so don't feel disheartened if your genius output hasn't been included.
Prepare to have a lol.
Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat pic.twitter.com/lq7wV5s15t
— Connor McLaughlin (@_ConnorM) January 1, 2017
Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman.
Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ
— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you pic.twitter.com/qCoF30eEWK
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 7, 2017
Today I heard a fella in a cubicle saying 'Please' as he flushed for the second time
— shane (@brilliantshane) February 26, 2017
How many crisps was she eating pic.twitter.com/FTEi5OvucD
— Mat (@matbeal) March 1, 2017
I was hooked on auctions after only going once ...going twice
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) March 10, 2017
'What are you into?' is such a broad question like do I reply with tv series or choking
— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) March 21, 2017
its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich
— ryan (@ryanrochford1) March 28, 2017
How does she find time for airport security? pic.twitter.com/QZCJp5Uzc8
— HDHorroh💀 (@KieranHD) April 12, 2017
Am I the only one who charger look like this? (Excuse my feet btw) pic.twitter.com/8LVV7DV3vM
— mom (@flexanie) April 18, 2017
My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) April 22, 2017
Has anyone else noticed how Wales looks like a man in a hat pointing accusingly at Waterford? pic.twitter.com/VhdWfZW9kt
— Ahhhh-dam Leahy 🎃 (@A_Leahy) May 6, 2017
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017
i'm torn between getting my own personal jesus or getting a large jesus to share with the whole table
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) May 22, 2017
Can some just check the Times crossword setter is okay? And not eg being menaced by a large cat pic.twitter.com/ETiB25fy7n
— Jamie Douglass (@JamesLDouglass) June 6, 2017
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/Yz0W4M57oN
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 14, 2017
— Ben (@0point5twins) June 20, 2017
Who you gonna call? pic.twitter.com/hZSxHkQ3U0
— taco bell hooks (@ohpegah) June 27, 2017
I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH pic.twitter.com/hKd6p2AaiA
— Beth McColl (@imteddybless) July 3, 2017
I'm begging of you please don't take my man pic.twitter.com/rFkRMFhdkl
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 3, 2017
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
— kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017
— spiderfingers (@spiderfingersar) July 20, 2017
David: *plays secret chord*
The Lord: Nice.
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) August 13, 2017
There is blame on both sides, Anne Frank was being a very loud and rude houseguest
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 15, 2017
funny how girls suddenly act interested when you tell them how many clubcard points you have lmao jog on 😂😂👋
— matt + (@DlPLOmatt) August 23, 2017
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
That's me on the balcony
That's me with our rep Carol
-Michael Stipe's holiday photos
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) September 4, 2017
🎵can i make it any more obvious pic.twitter.com/C1WognESAj
— alex kealy (@alexkealy) September 30, 2017
.@FoxNews WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL US HOW THE FOXES ARE
— Ciara Fright (@Ciara_Knight) October 4, 2017
I seriously doubt this piece of popcorn is a colonel.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) October 10, 2017
Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup
— wiffleball tony (@wiffleballtony1) October 7, 2017
Michelangelo had NO reason to give God a thick juicy ass, but he did. He did that for all of us. pic.twitter.com/JIa1gOdF4s
— Miss BeBe Sea (@soulful_son) October 16, 2017
if ghosts r real why are there no dinosaur ghosts? think about that, but u won't bc i just blew your mind with something called logic, idiot
— beth, alien uprising enthusiast👽 (@bourgeoisalien) September 7, 2017
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
— Troutman (@robotrowboat) November 7, 2017
what did i think of the leprechaun museum?
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) November 25, 2017
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
— Bewg (@bewgtweets) December 8, 2017