Well done to all involved.
Regardless of the shitshow that the world further descended into in 2017, Twitter remained as a constant source of fun, stupidity and memes so dank that they require protective eyewear to look at.
Twitter users surpassed themselves, covering important topics such as phone chargers, Finding Dory animation triumphs, bringing packed lunches to work and Anne Frank’s shortcomings.
I’ve narrowed it down to 50 of the funniest tweets that I saw this year, but the list could’ve easily reached 52, so don’t feel disheartened if your genius output hasn’t been included.
Prepare to have a lol.
1.
Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat pic.twitter.com/lq7wV5s15t
— Connor (@_ConnorM) January 1, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/Sturrfridge/status/820313950365614085
3.
BREAKING: Donald Trump vacates position as US President after 100 students protest in Leeds City Centre
— Joe (@JoeH_96) January 20, 2017
4.
Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman.
Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017
5.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you pic.twitter.com/qCoF30eEWK
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 7, 2017
6.
https://twitter.com/sjrcarson/status/829288272614535168
7.
https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/831990546675679235
8.
Today I heard a fella in a cubicle saying 'Please' as he flushed for the second time
— Shane Clifford (@brilliantshane) February 26, 2017
9.
https://twitter.com/matbeal/status/836952165902090241
10.
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6
— Anton Rubaclini (@AntonRubaclini) March 2, 2017
11.
I was hooked on auctions after only going once …going twice
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) March 10, 2017
12.
'What are you into?' is such a broad question like do I reply with tv series or choking
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) March 21, 2017
13.
https://twitter.com/DonnchaKnow/status/846479686888804352
14.
https://twitter.com/ryanrochford1/status/846726973330214913
15.
https://twitter.com/KieranHD/status/852197034924929034
16.
Am I the only one who charger look like this? (Excuse my feet btw) pic.twitter.com/8LVV7DV3vM
— mom (@flexanie) April 18, 2017
17.
My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) April 22, 2017
18.
Has anyone else noticed how Wales looks like a man in a hat pointing accusingly at Waterford? pic.twitter.com/VhdWfZW9kt
— Adam Leahy (@A_Leahy) May 6, 2017
19.
[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017
20.
https://twitter.com/atkiiins/status/862696757033152514
21.
i'm torn between getting my own personal jesus or getting a large jesus to share with the whole table
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) May 22, 2017
22.
Can some just check the Times crossword setter is okay? And not eg being menaced by a large cat pic.twitter.com/ETiB25fy7n
— Jamie Douglass (@JamesLDouglass) June 6, 2017
23.
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/Yz0W4M57oN
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 14, 2017
24.
— Ben (@0point5twins) June 20, 2017
25.
Who you gonna call? pic.twitter.com/hZSxHkQ3U0
— taco bell hooks (@ohpegah) June 27, 2017
26.
I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH pic.twitter.com/hKd6p2AaiA
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) July 3, 2017
27.
I'm begging of you please don't take my man pic.twitter.com/rFkRMFhdkl
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 3, 2017
28.
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
— kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017
29.
https://twitter.com/stayxdelirious/status/887341576485253120
30.
https://twitter.com/spiderfingersar/status/888044572319694849
31.
David: *plays secret chord*
The Lord: Nice.
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) August 13, 2017
32.
There is blame on both sides, Anne Frank was being a very loud and rude houseguest
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 15, 2017
33.
funny how girls suddenly act interested when you tell them how many clubcard points you have lmao jog on 😂😂👋
— m+ (@DlPLOmatt) August 23, 2017
34.
https://twitter.com/BlvckGrip/status/904049147132747777
35.
https://twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/904603676219777024
36.
https://twitter.com/lilghosthands/status/906880583409614848
37.
🎵can i make it any more obvious pic.twitter.com/C1WognESAj
— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) September 30, 2017
38.
.@FoxNews WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL US HOW THE FOXES ARE
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) October 4, 2017
39.
https://twitter.com/hypedresonance/status/916110238595633152
40.
I seriously doubt this piece of popcorn is a colonel.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) October 10, 2017
41.
Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup
— wiffleball tony (@wiffleballtony1) October 7, 2017
42.
https://twitter.com/soulful_son/status/919948937406177280
43.
https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/923019102368669696
44.
https://twitter.com/droshag/status/926237932423442432
45.
https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/905876141248008192
46.
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke… a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
— Troutman™ (@robotrowboat) November 7, 2017
47.
https://twitter.com/leahprit/status/929328176295239681
48.
what did i think of the leprechaun museum?
very little
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) November 25, 2017
49.
https://twitter.com/adamhess1/status/938081086193758209
50.
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
— Boog (@bewgtweets) December 8, 2017
