30 of the funniest tweets you might’ve missed in March

March was a strong month on Twitter.

A combination of shitty weather and the Oscars resulted in some exquisite content being uploaded for us all to enjoy at the competitive price of FREE. Tweeters covered a broad range of topics this month, including NME finishing its print magazine service, holding in farts for a very long time, Zara's new practical range of footwear and a proposed new name for contractions. It's impossible to see every single solid gold tweet each month, so allow me to get you up to speed. Here's 30 hilarious tweets you might have scrolled past in March.

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1. https://twitter.com/joeheenan/status/969318487536619521   2. https://twitter.com/eeeeeebeeeeeee/status/969227784399794176   3. https://twitter.com/TomAThakkar/status/969365890360848384   4.  https://twitter.com/SophistCretin/status/969280790784815104   5.  https://twitter.com/LDLDN/status/969645572532723712   6. https://twitter.com/chriswashere321/status/969833031803400192   7.  https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/970489163978960896   8. https://twitter.com/watsontots/status/970689320968491008   9. https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/972043907163938816   10. https://twitter.com/_Enanem_/status/971405732259221504   11. https://twitter.com/thedad/status/972285160229081090   12. https://twitter.com/gillinghamjoe/status/974339533557903360   13. https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/974461256588562432   14. https://twitter.com/JasonLastname/status/975168604332281856   15. https://twitter.com/KimmyMonte/status/974659726599483392   16. https://twitter.com/sophxthompson/status/976527615245905920   17. https://twitter.com/Shanehasabeard/status/977202120377229314   18. https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/975363235460386817   19. https://twitter.com/Diversion50/status/975093087759470592   20. https://twitter.com/samga/status/976802622303649792   21.  https://twitter.com/waynefarry/status/976814190374645761   22. https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/976126940288610306   23. https://twitter.com/adamhess1/status/976490644544860160   24. https://twitter.com/peteholmes/status/978002917599801345   25. https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/978179220634570752   26. https://twitter.com/RagingInfection/status/977288379464409088   27. https://twitter.com/ArielDumas/status/978322619140329472   28. https://twitter.com/Flaminhaystack/status/977899605349339137   29. https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/978688594918477824   30. https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/978263851262271488