It’s been a stellar month for tweets, congratulations to all involved!
February might be a short month, but the humour on Twitter was long providing us all with sufficient lols to get through the day.
Topics covered this month included decoding teens’ text message acronyms, KFC’s chicken shortage, Spotify’s shortcomings and the intricacies of the Winter Olympics.
Here’s 30 hilarious tweets you might’ve scrolled past without getting a chance to snort laughing at, you big bloody idiot.
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https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/962345504507080704
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— if my grandson is reading this, call me (@ChrisCaesar) February 10, 2018
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Girl what he do pic.twitter.com/Y5D0D7h3nm
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) February 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/dgahk/status/961293797165555714
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https://twitter.com/clowndaddie/status/961377468195262464
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This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/1c0M9Ag6IV
— hamish steele! Preorder DeadEndia 3! (@hamishsteele) February 7, 2018
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Me my entire life: Barely realizes snowboarding exists
Me 2 days into the Olympics: If McMorris thinks he's getting on the podium with anything less than a clean 1620 toe grab, he's a fool
— Riane Konc (@theillustrious) February 11, 2018
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https://twitter.com/thesulk/status/962842533020626945
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when i see an instagram photo of any two people standing together pic.twitter.com/REeOy1x6Hv
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) February 10, 2018
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https://t.co/y3HO9Gy8af pic.twitter.com/ftiSPIVJGJ
— Demetri Martin (ThatDemetri@gmail.com) (@DemetriMartin) February 12, 2018
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Pray Elon Musk doesn't have a scandal.
Elongate would drag on forever.— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) February 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/rachlack/status/962724766636486657
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Okay I don’t always like puns but this one got me good! pic.twitter.com/QTqorBJKg8
— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) February 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Robbiemcdon/status/964149176253722625
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https://twitter.com/F41rygirl/status/963849314664624134
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https://twitter.com/Kevin_Symes/status/963704962105708546
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This would be my whole routine pic.twitter.com/xht1bv1Np4
— Sophie Shepherd (@sophshepherd) February 15, 2018
18.
at spotify headquarters because they put fucking bell and sebastian on my discover weekly again
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 17, 2018
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tedtalks but does tedlisten 🙁
— therese (@milktw0rld) February 19, 2018
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— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 21, 2018
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https://twitter.com/FrizFrizzle/status/966667725161496576
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https://twitter.com/R_Sanderson1952/status/965662452384980996
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https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/954104088253358080
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Me – "I get severely anxious about palindromes"
Doctor – "have you tried Xanax?"— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) February 24, 2018
25.
When’s the last time you had a mental breakdown?
Me: pic.twitter.com/ipHxKIa9K4— Neil 🦊 (@bruthaniall) February 24, 2018
26.
[me discovering a new species of spider]
ME: it has long legs. I will call it the long legs spider.
*spider smacks my ass*
ME: on second thought— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 22, 2018
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Every headline on the internet pic.twitter.com/v3YqSSk08E
— Ernie Smith is @ernie@writing.exchange (@ShortFormErnie) February 26, 2018
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one time i forgot what the band modest mouse was called and i said “humble hamster”
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 27, 2018
29.
When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore— Paul Ford (@ftrain) February 27, 2018
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Show yourself Inspector Gadget pic.twitter.com/w1bgtYZFUS
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) February 28, 2018
