25 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in October
October, am I right?
Folks, I cannot believe I am saying this again. But it has been ANOTHER strong month over on Twitter dot com.
Users have surpassed themselves in terms of content, brevity, originality, meme-ability and of course, banter.
Topics discussed this month included Succession, having ~*relations*~ with Shrek, Instagram story recommendations, leaky fridges and of course the greatest day that has ever happened on the godforsaken internet - Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy's statements.
So, in no particular order, here's 25 of the funniest tweets you might have missed during October.
— ℝ𝕖𝕧. 𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕠 (@adamcatino) October 3, 2019
me when someone calls to tell me who’s back in town pic.twitter.com/C0fMsG5xrt
— Sean Bernard (@seanbgoneill) October 3, 2019
you don’t get the “sunday scaries.” you’re 26 and you get anxiety attacks, please go to therapy
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) October 7, 2019
You, an idiot: Colleen v Rebekah
Me, a gourmand: WAGyu beef
— Tom Victor (@tomvictor) October 9, 2019
so aha ummm is there a mr ogyny?
— matt (@poastsbymatt) October 8, 2019
Here's Dannii Minogue absolutely obliterating a group of schoolchildren with a fart pic.twitter.com/6AXevziV1E
— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) October 9, 2019
Guess Who? Colleen Rooney edition pic.twitter.com/kUDXXnCf3a
— Everyone's Favourite Jim (@JimmerUK) October 9, 2019
If you ever want to see a sat nav lose its shit take it on a train
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 10, 2019
Halloween implies the existence of an Oatesoween
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) October 9, 2019
This was the original "vibe check" pic.twitter.com/xVHHPLEFF2
— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) October 15, 2019
*coronation street starts on tv*
me: don't sing along don't sing along don't sing along
also me: pic.twitter.com/1EEHYyqCqp
— Lewis Wake (@lewiswake) October 8, 2019
Are we sure it wasn’t Justin Trudeau? https://t.co/XIquef9Am2
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) October 16, 2019
... MAY BREAK MY BUSHI pic.twitter.com/pX6CJzRL1I
— Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) October 18, 2019
I’m a byesexual which means I get extremely turned on at the thought of leaving any event early.
— Kai (@kaichoyce) October 19, 2019
Holy fuck I just saw your Instagram story, I'm gonna listen to that song right away thanks for letting me know
— Kyle 'antifa colonel' 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) October 17, 2019
All the photos of Arlene Foster and Nigel Dodds together look like parents appealing for their missing child, even though they both know one of them killed the child. pic.twitter.com/LhEgm693Ou
— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) October 21, 2019
anyone whose school report said they were a ‘pleasure to teach’ is now depressed
— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) October 21, 2019
A jar of beetroot has leaked in our fridge and it looks like a Kubrick movie. pic.twitter.com/9TgE3oFEUQ
— Andy Bush (@bushontheradio) October 24, 2019
Sorry did someone ask for my impression of an Australian bingo night emcee pic.twitter.com/MF3LNO70wL
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 24, 2019
Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) October 21, 2019
Bitches wit these gums always got a fiancé somehow pic.twitter.com/Vhrn3vZMR0
— 💓eli 💓 (@elipopga) October 28, 2019