25 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in July
July, am I right?
It's been a big old month for Twitter, with some of the funniest tweets ever recorded being distributed online.
Users truly surpassed themselves over the past 31 days, producing hilarious content to a very high standard in a bid to distract us all from our impending mortality due to the fact that the planet is actively dying.
Topics covered this month included an abundance of Love Island memes, actors from The Bill being brought to justice, Harry Potter's latest offering, the important history behind Vampire Weekend, how to spot an owl possession, a particularly elongated cow and much, much more.
Here's 25 of the funniest tweets you might've scrolled past this month, you big numpty.
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Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does
Me: Well that makes two of us— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 3, 2019
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BREAKING: Metropolitan Police confirms it has arrested 27 former actors from ‘The Bill’ on suspicion of impersonating a police officer pic.twitter.com/uzlgdNjEuE
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) July 4, 2019
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Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now
Hedgehog: no— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019
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American Horror Story season 9 looks good pic.twitter.com/pcZwZWosmi
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) July 9, 2019
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Enjoyed #Panorama and the interviews with people saying children reading about being gay makes them gay. Finally an explanation as to why I am now a cat in a hat.
— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) July 15, 2019
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Me after using “raison d’être” in a sentence pic.twitter.com/w07gyQoKgU
— Curry Bradshaw (@queerdiscox) July 18, 2019
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of pic.twitter.com/HwLL8JcPLf
— fahmi (@ogbellafahmi) July 21, 2019
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— Séamus Hanly (@SeamusHanly) July 21, 2019
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Dude Rorschach is my favourite superhero i just wish his mask didnt have a picture of my parents fighting on it
— Ferrous Raptors, God of Rust (@RaptorsVevo) July 22, 2019
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Me in my kitchen, working out what shopping I have to get pic.twitter.com/2KoRTVlkqf
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 27, 2019
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please remember that vampire unions are the ones who fought to give you a vampire weekend
— YES ON IATSE STRIKE (@runolgarun) July 26, 2019
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— bobby aherne (@bawwby) July 29, 2019
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my parents don’t have weighing scales so they weigh our gas canister with the wii fit pic.twitter.com/2yFhxbm8Zm
— josh (@thewhippasnappa) July 31, 2019
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Roses are red
Gregg is Irish
Amber’s just won love island
Now who’s fucking #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/Y0SqXZwubx— Kelsey Spooner 👑 (@KelseySpooner) July 29, 2019
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Not your girlfriends! https://t.co/2xECKPJbDc
— Ciara King (@iamCiaraKing) July 26, 2019
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Crazy how Jeff Bezos could’ve ended world hunger but instead he chose to cheat on his wife, which cost even more
— Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) (@Impetermoran) July 26, 2019
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