July, am I right?
It’s been a big old month for Twitter, with some of the funniest tweets ever recorded being distributed online.
Users truly surpassed themselves over the past 31 days, producing hilarious content to a very high standard in a bid to distract us all from our impending mortality due to the fact that the planet is actively dying.
Topics covered this month included an abundance of Love Island memes, actors from The Bill being brought to justice, Harry Potter’s latest offering, the important history behind Vampire Weekend, how to spot an owl possession, a particularly elongated cow and much, much more.
Here’s 25 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month, you big numpty.
1.
https://twitter.com/briamgilbert/status/1146136605230587909
2.
Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does
Me: Well that makes two of us
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 3, 2019
3.
BREAKING: Metropolitan Police confirms it has arrested 27 former actors from ‘The Bill’ on suspicion of impersonating a police officer pic.twitter.com/uzlgdNjEuE
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) July 4, 2019
4.
Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now
Hedgehog: no
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019
5.
American Horror Story season 9 looks good pic.twitter.com/pcZwZWosmi
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) July 9, 2019
6.
https://twitter.com/joelycett/status/1150859472987918336
7.
https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/1151279043259424768
8.
Me after using “raison d’être” in a sentence pic.twitter.com/w07gyQoKgU
— Curry Bradshaw (@queerdiscox) July 18, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/ogbellafahmi/status/1152917503896670210
10.
— Séamus Hanly (@SeamusHanly) July 21, 2019
11.
Dude Rorschach is my favourite superhero i just wish his mask didnt have a picture of my parents fighting on it
— In the tunnels (@RaptorsVevo) July 22, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/ColeEscola/status/1154056334939185152
13.
https://twitter.com/peeanofreek/status/1154203172593733632
14.
Me in my kitchen, working out what shopping I have to get pic.twitter.com/2KoRTVlkqf
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 27, 2019
15.
https://twitter.com/runolgarun/status/1154869186172051456
16.
— bobby aherne (@bawwby) July 29, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/juliothesquare/status/1156372341317951490
18.
https://twitter.com/thewhippasnappa/status/1156595571211276288
19.
https://twitter.com/betrayedritz/status/1151687397085630464
20.
Roses are red
Gregg is Irish
Amber’s just won love island
Now who’s fucking #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/Y0SqXZwubx— Kelsey Doy (@KelseySpooner) July 29, 2019
21.
Not your girlfriends! https://t.co/2xECKPJbDc
— Ciara King (@iamCiaraKing) July 26, 2019
22.
https://twitter.com/tweetsbyrocket/status/1152548148545544192
23.
https://twitter.com/tryfan03/status/1156312775808999424
24.
Crazy how Jeff Bezos could’ve ended world hunger but instead he chose to cheat on his wife, which cost even more
— Peter Mor*n (allegedly) (@Impetermoran) July 26, 2019
25.
https://twitter.com/lewiswake/status/1154896109216706560
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