25 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in July
July, am I right?
It's been a big old month for Twitter, with some of the funniest tweets ever recorded being distributed online.
Users truly surpassed themselves over the past 31 days, producing hilarious content to a very high standard in a bid to distract us all from our impending mortality due to the fact that the planet is actively dying.
Topics covered this month included an abundance of Love Island memes, actors from The Bill being brought to justice, Harry Potter's latest offering, the important history behind Vampire Weekend, how to spot an owl possession, a particularly elongated cow and much, much more.
Here's 25 of the funniest tweets you might've scrolled past this month, you big numpty.
Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does
Me: Well that makes two of us
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 3, 2019
BREAKING: Metropolitan Police confirms it has arrested 27 former actors from ‘The Bill’ on suspicion of impersonating a police officer pic.twitter.com/uzlgdNjEuE
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) July 4, 2019
Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019
American Horror Story season 9 looks good pic.twitter.com/pcZwZWosmi
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) July 9, 2019
Enjoyed #Panorama and the interviews with people saying children reading about being gay makes them gay. Finally an explanation as to why I am now a cat in a hat.
— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) July 15, 2019
a male bee's testicles explode during sex, killing him instantly. that means if u see a bee flying around, chances are he's a virgin. lol fucken nerd
— ️ ًًًًً (@highdopetexts) July 16, 2019
Me after using “raison d’être” in a sentence pic.twitter.com/w07gyQoKgU
— Curry Bradshaw (@queerdiscox) July 18, 2019
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of pic.twitter.com/HwLL8JcPLf
— bella fahmi (@ogbellafahmi) July 21, 2019
— Séamus Hanly (@SeamusHanly) July 21, 2019
Dude Rorschach is my favourite superhero i just wish his mask didnt have a picture of my parents fighting on it
— Raptors, The Lost God of Rot (@RaptorsVevo) July 22, 2019
Me in my kitchen, working out what shopping I have to get pic.twitter.com/2KoRTVlkqf
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 27, 2019
please remember that vampire unions are the ones who fought to give you a vampire weekend
— beguiling bug (@runolgarun) July 26, 2019
— bobby (@bawwby) July 29, 2019
The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It bellongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream.
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) July 31, 2019
my parents don’t have weighing scales so they weigh our gas canister with the wii fit pic.twitter.com/2yFhxbm8Zm
— josh (@thewhippasnappa) July 31, 2019
— Kelsey Spooner 👑 (@KelseySpooner) July 29, 2019
Not your girlfriends! https://t.co/2xECKPJbDc
— Ciara King (@iamCiaraKing) July 26, 2019
Crazy how Jeff Bezos could’ve ended world hunger but instead he chose to cheat on his wife, which cost even more
— Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) (@Impetermoran) July 26, 2019
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