20 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in September

*Looks at Green Day intently*

Folks, it's been another strong month over on Twitter dot com with users outdoing themselves by producing some of the funniest tweets the world has ever seen. We're now entering a stage in Twitter's prowess where its funniest users are going to take over. They'll start by taking our jobs, then our blood platelets, then our dogs and finally our vinyl collections. There's nothing that we can do. They are unstoppable. All we can do is watch. Topics discussed on Twitter this month included the tragic passing of Jeremy Renner's app, the flexibility of Quentin Tarantino's name, the previously unknown savagery committed by apples unto their friends, cosmetic surgery and humble brags from Lizzo fans, among others. Here's 20 of the funniest tweets you might have missed this month, you heathen.

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1. https://twitter.com/CamGurrrl/status/1168476142136942592   2.  https://twitter.com/nsilverberg/status/1169029331491966976   3. https://twitter.com/bigdupu/status/1169010155184447489   4. https://twitter.com/Rauss_Mc/status/1169758050401554432   5. https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1170760994743824387   6. https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1170886669995667461   7. https://twitter.com/mollydeez/status/1171526437381140480   8. https://twitter.com/dan_egg/status/1170584289249038336   9. https://twitter.com/miccaeli/status/1177465944173506560   10. https://twitter.com/matchu_chutrain/status/1174122459026477057   11. https://twitter.com/rhysjamesy/status/1174339743657680898   12. https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1175722221144334336   13. https://twitter.com/KingFurey_/status/1170669232624979968   14. https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1175146153056169985   15. https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/1176177906369912835   16. https://twitter.com/CrappyFumes/status/1177122102941372416   17. https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1178368688396726272   18. https://twitter.com/CampbellxEmma/status/1178400639208116224   19. https://twitter.com/peaceandbruv/status/1170784393708937221   20. https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/1171596262606548992