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3rd April 2018
05:48pm BST

2. Every office has a Sam. If you don't, I'm sorry to report that it's probably you
3. The only Boss we should respect is Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen
4. Have you been injured by stationery at work? You may be entitled to comPENsation ;)
5. Hate your workplace? Try Alcohol™
6. It doesn't count as spilling a secret when it's your work BFF. That's an ironclad fact
7. It's 15 years before the first parole hearing, FYI
8. Nothing in this world comes close to the satisfaction of knowing that you're being paid to poop
9. Dewey Decimal are interested, pending further research
10. FACT: Work hangovers are 75% more severe than home hangovers
11. There should really be a module at school that covers the necessity of sending an all-staff email
12. 1 in 12 adults suffer from (LBS) Little Bitch Syndrome. You're not alone. Help is widely available.
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