What The Simpsons would look like with a real-life Homer

D'oh!

As we've learned, the 3D human version Homer Simpson is a truly harrowing sight to behold. But we must embrace this obscenity and determine what The Simpsons would look like if Homer was the only family member to be a real-life human. Artist Miguel Vasquez has already gotten the ball rolling with his stunning and surreal depictions of the great man, but I think we should push the ball just a smidge further. Right into the path of absurdity. https://twitter.com/Itsmiketheboxer/status/1030481558644244480 Due to little other than morbid curiosity, I've added real life Homer into some iconic scenes from The Simpsons. Truly, I am sorry for what follows.

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Don't find someone who looks at you the same way real-life Homer looks at Spider Pig   Stupid sexy Flanders is unperturbed by real-life Homer Simpson, surprisingly   Real-life referee Homer is 10% more sexy than animated Homer, somehow???   Real-life fat Homer has precisely zero chances of hitching a ride   Real-life astronaut Homer would never be sent into space. The aliens just wouldn't allow it   Hedge Homer can't come to the phone right now, but if you'd like to leave a message...   Real-life Homer is twice as likely to be shot by policemen because his skin is a different colour to theirs   Real-life daredevil Homer can't jump over Springfield gorge, nor is he allowed to for security reasons   Real-life Mr Plow would like to do business with you, but would you like to do business with him?   Real-life bathing Homer doesn't notice Bart's advances, just like the regular one   Real-life Homer is still adored by his family, which is comforting but also very unlikely   Most importantly, real-life Homer is also doing it for her <3   You can find his full collection of Vasquez's work on his Instagram, Twitter and Facebook pages.

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