Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!
If you ever get tired of watching some interdimensional cable – impossible because they’ve got TV gold like Ball Fondlers, Ants in my Eyes Johnson, Stealy and Real Fake Doors – then you’ll be delighted to know that Season 3 of the absolutely brilliant Rick and Morty is returning on 30 July with 10 new episodes set to air weekly.
Oh yes! It’s time to get riggity riggity wrecked son because Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith are back for the ‘darkest year of our adventures.’
To this we say, TINY RICK!
If you’re looking for a quick catch up then you’ll know that every episode is currently on Netflix, and speaking with The Independent , the online streaming giant have confirmed that every new episode in Season 3 will also be available on Netflix shortly after they air in the USA
The superb season premiere Rickmancing the Stone – ‘He’s a spy. Blow him up. I’m gonna go take a shit’- will be the first episode added on 30 July and that’s just the start of the fun.
For US viewers, episodes will be broadcast at 11.30pm ET on Sunday nights on Adult Swim but Netflix have confirmed that every new episode will be added to the streaming service every Sunday until Season 3 finishes on 8 October.
Grab your friends from Earth dimension C-137 because ‘we’ve got adventures to go on, Morty – just you and me – and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me.He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away. I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home. without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it, You’re gonna deny it. and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I’ll, I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty. That’s what’s gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty. Season – Nine more seasons, Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. What is that? For 97 more years, Morty! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.
Hell yeah!
