Everyone had the same reaction to Take Me Out’s ‘cringiest ever contestant’ last night

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You might be surprised to hear modern masculinity is in crisis. Alternatively you might think it an accurate cliche, par for the course. But what if I told you there was a perfect physical manifestation of that concept? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr Smoothie. [caption id="attachment_162353" align="alignnone" width="615"] (Credit: ITV)[/caption] Mr Smoothie, or Josh from Surrey as he also likes to be known, it appears that he is so lacking in direction that he believes he's a blender. Using his swollen muscles Mr Smoothie juices fruit to impress the Take Me Out girls, including crushing a watermelon between his thighs. [caption id="attachment_162355" align="alignnone" width="615"] (Credit: ITV)[/caption] [caption id="attachment_162354" align="alignnone" width="615"] (Credit: ITV)[/caption] Back in the good old days, men of Mr Smoothie's physique would crush the skulls of their enemies in such a fashion. Alas, no more. [caption id="attachment_162356" align="alignnone" width="615"] (Credit: ITV)[/caption] Aside from the nauseating, full-body cringes induced by Mr Smoothie, viewers were all quick to notice something about his appearance. Namely, his striking resemblance to Tintin. https://twitter.com/WhiskyQueen89/status/962403581986070529 https://twitter.com/LulitaBirdie/status/962404007804309505 https://twitter.com/joe_whitehead/status/962403590236196866 https://twitter.com/GiggleLyndsey/status/962403288254746626 https://twitter.com/king_cadey/status/962402950411898882 https://twitter.com/nickjb87/status/962404180555124736 I'm looking forward to Captain Haddock's appearance next week.