
Manchester United eye Pep Guardiola as Louis Van Gaal’s replacement
Pep talks on the way?
11 years ago
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Manchester United eye Pep Guardiola as Louis Van Gaal’s replacement
Pep talks on the way?
11 years ago

Video claims to have found a glitch with FIFA 16
We’re not convinced…
11 years ago

David Beckham is ‘heartbroken’ at son’s reluctance to pursue a career in football
David Beckham has described how he was left heart broken when one of his sons told him he didn’t want to pursue a career in football. The former England captain didn’t make clear which of his sons it was, but stated that their reluctance was based on the pressures associated with following in their father’s […]
11 years ago

The moment Japan secured a famous victory over South Africa (Video)
The 2015 World Cup has only just started, and we’ve already witnessed one of the greatest shocks in the history of the tournament. Incredibly, South Africa – a genuine rugby union heavyweight – were humbled 34 – 32 by Japan. Japan will be the hosts of the 2019 tournament, a decision which drew criticism from […]
11 years ago

Injury to key player rocks Manchester City’s preparation for West Ham game
Manchester City’s preparation for their game against West Ham United has been dealt a blow. While warming up ahead of the evening kick off, David Silva pulled up with an injury, meaning he will miss the game against West Ham. The loss of Silva will disappoint City supporters, with the Spaniard being a key factor […]
11 years ago

Neymar has just landed an eye-watering deal to model these sunglasses (Video)
That’s what 77 million followers gets you…
11 years ago

These classic Game of Thrones bloopers are a must-watch (Video)
Because we’re all missing it like hell…
11 years ago

Belgium coach: Adnan Januzaj can be the next Kevin De Bruyne
A star in the making…
11 years ago

Wenger gets annoyed when asked if he’ll shake Mourinho’s hand (Video)
Arse-y…
11 years ago

Emilia Clarke avoids the internet due to references to her ‘fat ass’ and lewd sexual comments
She gets all sorts…
11 years ago

Beware: Super-gonorrhoea from Leeds is attacking the country
Outbreak…
11 years ago

Princess Leia’s famous bikini can now be yours
Bra Wars…
11 years ago

This teenager was arrested by NINE police officers for walking in a bus lane (Video)
Worrying scenes…
11 years ago

Watch Uruguayan striker score a brilliant swivelled volley (Video)
How many times a match do you see an aimless ball pumped into the box with no-one getting on the end of it? San Lorenzo’s Martin Cauteruccio gave a lesson in what strikers should be doing on Thursday, with this brilliant strike in the Copa Argentina. After a high ball was launched towards the box, […]
11 years ago

Shaw to be offered counselling during his recovery from a broken leg…
Luke Shaw will be offered the assistance of a psychologist during his recovery from a double leg fracture. The Manchester United defender was enjoying a flying start to the season before his tragic injury, and the club hope that addressing the mental impact of the incident will help him return to the highest level. “Part […]
11 years ago

Beluga soaks a kid, looks like it knew exactly what it was doing (Video)
Beluga whales are considered one of the most intelligent mammals on earth. There are around 100,000 in the wild and unfortunately around a further 10,000 in captivity, where they are considered a main attraction due to their cute appearance and playful nature. Living up to their childlike quality, watch this Beluga cleverly spray a child […]
11 years ago

Luke Shaw posts graphic post-surgery photo of his leg
Luke Shaw has apparently posted a graphic photo of his leg after undergoing surgery in Eindhoven on Wednesday. The left-back suffered a double fracture of his right leg following a tackle by PSV defender Hector Moreno, who plans to visit Shaw in hospital. This picture, reportedly posted by the Manchester United man on Snapchat, emerged […]
11 years ago

The four fastest players in the Premier League face off this weekend at an unlikely venue
Blink and you’ve missed them…
11 years ago

Mourinho could face FA ban over sexist language towards Eva Carneiro
Investigations have started…
11 years ago

Sweary robot flusters presenters live on the BBC (Video)
Mind your language…
11 years ago

Brendan Rodgers out-Rodgers himself with his reason why Ings didn’t score
What a man…
11 years ago

Robert De Niro giving Jimmy Fallon a taste of his own medicine is priceless (Video)
Brilliant…
11 years ago

Marseille Ultras run riot through Groningen in ugly scenes (Videos)
Sad to see…
11 years ago

Luke Shaw to undergo a second operation on his broken leg
Under the knife…
11 years ago

A new look at Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs (Video)
Apple CEO Tim Cook might not like the idea of Danny Boyle’s new Steve Jobs biopic but judging by the second trailer, there’s a good chance we all will. Just as it was being reported that the software boss thinks it is “opportunistic” of the British director to take on the project, another teaser dropped. […]
11 years ago

Brendan Rodgers rings changes for Bordeaux game – official lineup
Eight changes…
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s top ranked dribblers revealed…
It’s in the game…
11 years ago

Danny Boyle hasn’t impressed Apple CEO with his Steve Jobs biopic
Rotten apple…
11 years ago

Ryan Giggs distracts Paul Scholes with pinpoint pass during his BT Sport commentary (Video)
Like the good old days…
11 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson registers the name of his new Top Gear show – and probably thinks he’s being really funny
If this really is the name of the new Top Gear show, Jeremy Clarkson has excelled himself. One of the conditions of the deal that will see Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond launch a new Top Gear equivalent on Amazon Prime is that the three presenters get enough freedom to make the kind of show […]
11 years ago

This handy invention will change the way you eat Nutella
NEWtella
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey on her sex symbol status after Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot (Video)
Ronda Rousey’s Sports Illustrated photo shoot made headlines earlier this year and now the UFC champion has been discussing her sex symbol status. In a follow-up interview with Sports Illustrated, Rousey admitted although she enjoyed donning the cossie for the cameras, she felt like it was a case of playing pretend. “It’s more like I […]
11 years ago

Win a pair of tickets to the World Premiere of Hugh Jackman’s new film Pan
What are you up to this weekend? Fancy attending the WORLD PREMIERE of PAN? JOE has FIVE pairs of tickets to giveaway for the red carpet event, which will be attended by the film’s stars Hugh Jackman, Rooney Mara and Garrett Hedlund. The prize for each winner is one pair of tickets and entrants must arrive […]
11 years ago

Burger King look poised to spring a Halloween surprise
Black magic…
11 years ago

Theo Walcott gives Arsenal hope with this cool finish (Video)
Comeback on?
11 years ago

Diego Costa volleys a third for Chelsea (Video)
While Arsenal are in a spot of bother in Croatia, Chelsea appear home and hosed in their opening Champions League opener. A volley from Diego Costa – which possibly came off his shin – will surely be enough to make sure of victory against Maccabi Tel Aviv.
11 years ago

Thomas Muller puts Bayern ahead with this chip (Video)
Bayern Munich are up and running in this year’s Champions League. This second half goal from Thomas Muller put the Bavarians ahead against Olimpiakos in Greece but it’s unclear if the German international’s effort was intentional…
11 years ago

Olivier Giroud challenge earns him a red card (Video)
Already a goal down in Croatia, Olivier Giroud complicated matters for Arsene Wenger. Having earlier picked up a yellow card for dissent, Giroud’s challenge on a Dinamo Zagreb player was deemed worthy of another one, meaning a red soon followed. Having watched it a couple of times, we’re not convinced it’s a foul worthy of a […]
11 years ago

Roma man scores from the half-way line against Barca (Video)
Take a bow, son. Alessandro Florenzi has almost certainly scored the goal of his life. Against the mighty Barcelona, in the Champions League… from the halfway line. Surely a goal of the season contender already. Take a look at this ridiculous strike. Golazooo de Florenzi!! Roma 1-1 Barça pic.twitter.com/ijmgejUA3r — Ricardo Sales (@RicardoSalesE) September 16, 2015 […]
11 years ago

Arsenal fall behind to this goal in Zagreb (Video)
Less than 25 minutes on the clock, and Arsenal trail in Zagreb. Narrowly onside, Petr Cech did enough to stop the initial shot from Pivaric, only for it to ricochet back off the attacker and find its way into the Arsenal goal. Plenty of time to go, but this won’t please Arsene Wenger. https://twitter.com/tobisaid/status/644227565008355328
11 years ago

Eden Hazard shows us how not to take a penalty (Video)
With a penalty in the early minutes of their first Chamions League game of the season, it seemed to be going so well for Chelsea. Unfortunately for Jose Mourinho, Eden Hazard didn’t manage to convert, blazing spectacularly over the crossbar. He might well hold his head in his hands.
11 years ago

FIFA 16: Raheem Sterling ranked lower than Manchester United man
Surprising?
11 years ago

Bayern Munich fans clash with police before Olimpiakos game (Video)
Ugly scenes…
11 years ago

Watch FIFA 16’s epic ad featuring Messi, Aguero, Pele and a galaxy of stars (Video)
Play beautiful…
11 years ago

Austin Healey and Jimmy Bullard go head to head to prove who’s got the balls (Video)
Football vs Rugby…
11 years ago

Facebook plans to revolutionise online shopping
E-trolly dash…
11 years ago

Salt n’ Pepa splatted during performance (video)
‘This dance isn’t for everybody’
11 years ago

What would Idris Elba look like playing James Bond? This mash-up is a good indicator
Daniel Craig hasn’t officially hung up his golden gun yet but James Bond fans are obsessed with who his replacement will be. There’s been much debate whether Idris Elba is right for the spy job – it’s gone as far James Bond author Anthony Horowitz foolishly saying in an interview he’s ‘too street’ for the part. […]
11 years ago

Iconic Brazilian football fan dies, aged 60
Sad news…
11 years ago