Dry those eyes...
The end is near for another incredibly underwhelming January-and-a-tiny-bit-of-February transfer window.
None of us may have known what an Ozan Kabak was a matter of hours ago, but the news that he - a promising 20-year-old Turkish defender, by the way - is
joining Liverpool from Schalke is undoubtedly the main headline grabber on deadline day.
But never mind that deal. We're not here for that. We're here for the other, much-less-talked-about transfers that might just have escaped your attention as the precious seconds slip away on Sky Sports News' big, fancy countdown clock.
Without further ado, here are some of the deadline day transfers you might have missed:
20:52 - Jese to Las Palmas
After playing for some of the most glamorous clubs on the continent in Real Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain and Stoke City, Jese has returned to his hometown club of Las Palmas. The 27-year-old left PSG last month.
https://twitter.com/UDLP_Oficial/status/1356340564409638914
18:44 - Teden Mengi to Derby
Missed this one earlier but it's been confirmed that Wayne Rooney has used his relationship with Manchester United to take extremely highly rated young defender Teden Mengi on loan.
https://twitter.com/dcfcofficial/status/1356287445940137985
18:42 - Cenk Tosun to Besiktas
Another signing involving a Turkish player sees Cenk Tosun return to his homeland with Besiktas from Everton on loan for the rest of the season.
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1356305451655303172
17:28 - Sami Khedira to Hertha Berlin
A big one by today's standards, World Cup winner Sami Khedira has returned to his homeland with Hertha Berlin, bringing to an end his time at Juventus.
https://twitter.com/HerthaBSC_EN/status/1356291351533539329
17:02 - DeAndre Yedlin to Galatasaray
Galatasaray have confirmed another signing from English football, with US international DeAndre Yedlin signing for the Turkish club from Newcastle on a permanent deal. No ambulance plane involved this time, as far as we're aware.
https://twitter.com/GalatasaraySK/status/1356286382294130688
16:03 - Moises Caicedo to Brighton
Highly rated Ecuadorian youngster Moises Caicedo was linked with a move to Manchester United but has now completed his move from Independiente del Valle. We look forward to reports of United trying to sign him for 20 times whatever the fee is in about 18 months' time.
https://twitter.com/OfficialBHAFC/status/1356271089882693632
15:40 - Taylor Harwood-Bellis to Blackburn
Yep. We're still here. We now bring you the news that Taylor Harwood-Bellis, a highly rated Manchester City youngster, will look for first team minutes with Blackburn, who he has joined on loan for the remainder of the season.
https://twitter.com/Rovers/status/1356263543264440327
14:56 - Gedson Fernandes to Galatasaray
Remember Gedson Fernandes? The one some people mistook for
Bruno Fernandes when it first emerged Spurs were trying to get him? Yeah, him. Things haven't quite worked out since arriving in north London a year ago, and so he's now off to Turkey, to join Galatasaray on loan. Things have been complicated by a positive Covid test, which, according to reports in Turkey, say he travelled by ambulance plane to get the deal done.
14:09 - Troy Parott to Ipswich
In search of first-team minutes, Troy Parrott has left Spurs for a rest-of-the-season loan to Ipswich and clearly looks delighted about it.
https://twitter.com/IpswichTown/status/1356240902109462530
13:58 - Mitchel Bergkamp to Watford
Yes, he is related. Mitchel Bergkamp, son of Arsenal's legendary non-flying Dutchman, Dennis, has signed for Watford subject to international clearance. The 22-year-old attacking midfielder had inked a six-month deal which could be extended and will join the U23 squad.
11:32 - Winston Reid to Brentford
Just about the only central defender not linked with Liverpool in the last week, Winston Reid has left West Ham on a loan deal with Brentford for the rest of the season.
https://twitter.com/BrentfordFC/status/1356195884489465860
09:59 - Glenn Murray to Nottingham Forest
Glenn Murray's time at Brighton is up. The 37-year-old is reunited with Chris Hughton at Nottingham Forest after allegedly spending the first half of the season on loan at Watford.
https://twitter.com/NFFC/status/1356172961917636610
08:47 - Joshua Zirkzee to Parma
Okay, okay. Not technically a done deal but it's early and we're excited. Joshua Zirkzee is nearing the completion of his move from Bayern Munich to Parma, report
Sky Italy. The Dutch forward has touched down in Milan ahead of a medical and signing his contract. Do any of you know who Joshua Zirkzee is or even care about this news? Quite possibly not.
