So many people think they saw Conor McGregor's penis during his win over Nate Diaz
As the man says, you'll never unsee it.
Conor McGregor's brutal victory over Nate Diaz at UFC 202 was intriguing for a number of reasons. Not only does it tee up a potential trilogy-completing third bout between the two bloodied brawlers, but it also throws up all sorts of scenarios about what weight and belt he'll compete for over coming months.
What you probably didn't notice - and didn't want to notice ever - was a cheeky little cameo from McGregor's little chap. But thanks to Twitter's Jonno Turner, far too many people now think they've seen the Notorious' knob. Thanks Jonno - thanks a fucking bunch.
That's because Mr Turner uploaded a seemingly innocent image of McGregor landing a powerful southpaw blow on Diaz's granite chin. And then zoomed in, and zoomed in again, to a section of the image just above Conor's shorts...
when you see it, you can never unsee it pic.twitter.com/cAenFhbTxu
— Jonno Turner (@jonnot) August 21, 2016
Whilst you clear up the sick puddle now in front of you, don't worry - it's not actually Conor's cock...we hope. It looks very much like his blood-stained right thumb wrapped in tape, but we reckon Jonno knew that and just wanted to corrupt our innocent minds.
So of course if we had to suffer, you do too.
It seems plenty of people did think it was the Irishman's rogue bellend and we doubt they'll ever fully recover...
— Chris Mandle (@chris_mandle) August 21, 2016
no way that's his tadger
— Connor Mccabe (@ConnorMccabe14) August 21, 2016
My eyes!! My fucking eyes!!!
— Ciara (@bodyplop1973) August 21, 2016
@Kevinlvp that's knocked me sick that kev
— sinead russell (@sineadrusse11) August 21, 2016
Ffs was not expecting to see his Johnson
— Amit Puntambekar (@AmitP1992) August 21, 2016
— Kren (@OfficialKren) August 21, 2016