Would you like a proper intro, or do you just want the lyrics to The Bangles smash hit ‘Manic Monday’?
If you did want a proper intro, you’re bang out of luck I’m afraid. I didn’t have time to write one.
You see it’s six o’clock already and I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Valentino, by a crystal blue Italian stream. But my intro can’t be late because then I guess I just won’t get paid.
These are the days when you wish your intro was already made. It’s just another manic Monday.
Although the good news is that means we have another of our weekly football quiz. Enjoy! And also please never tell anyone about this intro. I’d get fired. I can’t afford to get fired.
