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14th Oct 2018

QUIZ: Identify these players from just their pixelated pictures

Wayne Farry

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Yep, it’s still the international break

In times like this we wander the wasteland of football in search of something, anything to remind us of what the world was once like, a world without players doing stupid run ups and knocking penalties over the bar.

Did the Premier League, Championship, League One and Two actually ever exist or did we just imagine it? A mirage of the mind to distract us from our lives – the perennial international break?

That horse shit, domestic football is real and it’s back next weekend. Until then though we remain stuck in this stasis, waiting for something to come along and speed up time.

Barring the immediate invention of a time machine, what better way to speed up time than taking a quiz – a quiz which forces you to identify a number of football players using nothing but pictures of them which have been pixelated to varying degrees?

There is no better way, that’s a fact. So take the quiz.

Hint: if you really want to speed time up, refresh the page and take it six times.