How long will he last?
Piers Morgan has three reasons for living.
1) To defend his good pal Donnie against those liberal leftie bastards who don't like to be told what's what.
2) To excoriate the English cricket authorities for the treatment of Kevin Pietersen.
3) To demand a change of manager at Arsenal.
Well, this has been a dark, dark day for the Good Morning Britain host as Arsene Wenger signed a deal to underachieve at Arsenal for at least another two years.
To say Morgan was not impressed is something of an understatement. Hell hath no fury like an Arsenal obsessive scorned.
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/869896560456474624
Moments after that, he made the following commitment... and there's no way he'll be able to keep it. Is there?
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/869897512370491392
