That’s one way to stop him.
We should preface this by saying that we don’t think that penis-grabbing is a typical part of Georginio Wijnaldum’s game.
But he definitely got a handful of penis on Tuesday night, when he got up close and personal with former Arsenal player Serge Gnabry, who started for Hoffenheim in this week’s Champions League qualifier first leg.
As Gnabry shielded the ball from Liverpool’s Dutch midfielder, Wijnaldum did what he could to dispossess his opponent.
Hand met helmet and gravity proved a cruel bitch as an unintentional tug ruined Gnabry’s night, week and, in all likelihood, sex life.
Wijnaldum tried to rip his bellend off there. Do something @UEFA pic.twitter.com/XADBI9l7xB
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 15, 2017
It was a decent effort from Wijnaldum but he has some way to go if he is to match the tackle-grabbing heights of a certain Vinnie Jones.
Credit to him, Gnabry and his damaged business did their level best to tough it out but he was withdrawn after 70 minutes as Liverpool went on to see out a 2-1 victory in Germany.
