Which can only merit one response: fuck sake.
Fortunately, we still have the JOE Monday football quiz to tide you over until normal service is resumed and we are back drowning in game after game from across the continent.
We have 15 questions in total for you. Some of them are on all the action from the past week but some of them are on very forgettable faces from the past.
Good luck. You'll need it.
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