Ruud van Nistelrooy receives bizarre mash-up shirt of all the teams he played for

Imagine wearing this on the terraces on a Saturday afternoon

Half and half shirts are just the worst, right? Well, if you agree with that, Ruud van Nistelrooy has got something that will literally blow your mind. The retired Dutch legend received this shirt from custom shirt maker Blood In Blood Out - and it is quite something. It is made up from the shirts of all seven clubs he represented during his playing career. Can you identify them all? https://www.instagram.com/p/BtQnE2ilaep/ Give up? Ok then, the shirt features the jerseys of Hamburg Real Madrid, Manchester United, PSV Eindhoven, Malaga, Heerenveen and Den Bosch. That sound you hear is yer da's brain melting in rage. Ruud van Nistlerooy scored 349 goals in 592 games in his in 19-year playing career, including 75 appearance and 35 goals for his country. He also won the Premier League, La Liga and Eredivisie - not too shabby. He is now manager of PSV's under 19s squad.