"Er, yeah, could I get a zero all over and then just a tiny bit left on top. Ruin my life basically. Thanks barber"
Dejan Lovren, in a rare instance where he is getting mercilessly ridiculed for something other than his shambolic defending, has been torn apart by Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain on social media after arriving at training with a brand new haircut.
Unfortunately for Dejan, the haircut appears to have been done using a pair of rusty hedge-trimmers rather than scissors, with most of his head now completely bald.
Oxlade-Chamberlain, in a fantastic piece of investigative journalism, simply wanted to get to the bottom of what had happened to his colleague, asking him repeatedly, "Please can you explain this trim?" like any concerned friend would.
Lovren, it turns out, would not explain the incident and eventually stormed out the room in a bit of a hissy.
The Ox only joined Liverpool at the start of the season, so it is great to see him settling in nicely. It's great to see him getting on so well with the lads.
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