Everyone’s taking the p*ss out of Scott Parker’s appearance on Monday Night Football

Poor Scott 'Scotty' Parker.

The 35-year-old former England man - and former is probably a safe bet - may currently be a Fulham player but he wore his real allegiances very much on his sleeve (...and shoulder's and chest) on Monday evening during his appearance on Sky Sports' coverage of Chelsea vs Spurs. Parker was proudly adorned in claret and blue in a very obvious reference to his four years at West Ham United. This may have filled Hammers everywhere with pride, but for everyone else it was merely ample reason to take the right royal p*ss.

The mockery was general in tone...

https://twitter.com/Le5JMelt/status/727199466126716932 https://twitter.com/roachy_m/status/727208005368963074

Comparing him to an olde-y style butcher minus straw hat...

https://twitter.com/davepav80/status/727200060342210560 https://twitter.com/mrthebomb/status/727208427043348481

Suggesting he should be dealing with your keys and heels...

https://twitter.com/ournana/status/727208549923835906 https://twitter.com/scrowe14/status/727204391544049664

Alluding to a secret side career in railway administration...

https://twitter.com/GazWeetman/status/727198356137754625

Making comparisons to working tables at a fancy restaurant...

https://twitter.com/pymy/status/727200226491158528 https://twitter.com/JamleFoster/status/727202489460752384

And even mockery of the poor bloke's eyebrows...

https://twitter.com/SAJtoonfan/status/727197979581493248 https://twitter.com/LydiaJane13/status/727197889508872193 https://twitter.com/scrowe14/status/727204391544049664 https://twitter.com/Andymack/status/727198544487133184