Everyone's taking the p*ss out of Scott Parker's appearance on Monday Night Football 5 years ago

Everyone's taking the p*ss out of Scott Parker's appearance on Monday Night Football

Poor Scott 'Scotty' Parker.

The 35-year-old former England man - and former is probably a safe bet - may currently be a Fulham player but he wore his real allegiances very much on his sleeve (...and shoulder's and chest) on Monday evening during his appearance on Sky Sports' coverage of Chelsea vs Spurs.

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Parker was proudly adorned in claret and blue in a very obvious reference to his four years at West Ham United. This may have filled Hammers everywhere with pride, but for everyone else it was merely ample reason to take the right royal p*ss.

The mockery was general in tone...

Comparing him to an olde-y style butcher minus straw hat...

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Suggesting he should be dealing with your keys and heels...

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Alluding to a secret side career in railway administration...

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Making comparisons to working tables at a fancy restaurant...

And even mockery of the poor bloke's eyebrows...

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